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By Christopher Leeson

Lew Gaff was a cop on the take;
Most hookers kept clear of the snake.
When Lew saw a treat,
New pimps on his beat,
His shakedown turned out a mistake.

The culprits, it seems were Zhor spies,
(It's true and not merely surmise.)
When Lew had them nabbed
He got needle-jabbed,
And woke up a girl half his size.

The doctors were all mystified;
Lu responded to nothing they tried.
Since Lu loved the brass

It soon came to pass
She stayed on but in a new hide.
This life change filled Lu with distress
This life change filled Lu with distress
A
nd her whole world became a huge mess.
Of all things least best
Was the size of her chest
And the need to sometimes wear a dress.

She was turned off by all the old gang,
All those jokes that they made about wang.
She demanded transfer
Where no one knew her
Except the top dog, Edward Lang.

Lang said, "No one here's gonna know
That you're not just a regular Jo.
Play the girl best you can,
Don't say you're a man,
And you'll get on fine in the flow."
Lulu, in a mood of deep gloom,
Arrived in the gals' dressing room.
She wanted to leer
With nude girls so near
But the dyke stuff she had to subsume.

Lu came off to the rest as darned weird;
Her quirkiness seldom endeared.
She once tried a grope,
Swell-headed with hope,
And was very nearly cashiered.

Lu did office work, quite desk-bound,
And the men there would gather around.
The worst was her boss;
She told him, "Get lost!"
Which was not diplomatic, she found.
The super picked Lu for John duty,
Sizing her up as prime booty.
Lu'd rather demur
But they needed a lure
And the new girl stood out as a beauty.

An officer helped her get shod
And dressed her up just like a broad.
The cut was too short
And the shoes were a tort.
Something inside her gut gnawed,

The she-cop then smeared on some rouge
And mascara that made Lu's eyes huge.
Tightness in the bust
Made Lu curse and cuss,
But she could have sold sex to old Scrooge.
Lu on the street was a honey.
She found it all very unfunny.
Most come-ons were rude
And some downright lewd,
But she easily got offered money.

Quite often Lu's face would turn red
When asked to bang someone in bed.
She was cast in the part
Of a low-life, cheap tart.
"Let's have a job," they said.

She wished that they'd just take a hike,
But her cleavage concealed a strong mike.
If offers were made
In which Lu got paid
The officers with her would strike.
Sashaying around like good tail
Was ghastly work for a born male.
But chumming with hos
In their "show-it-all" clothes
Made walking a beat seem quite pale.

A day came, to Lulu's surprise,
When street chicks turned drab in her eyes.
Long legs that don't quit
Didn't rate as a hit
And girls in net hose won no prize.

The street scene now brought her no fun,
No more than a habited nun.
Lu needed a drink,
Some down-time to think,
And hustled off once work was done.

  Lu hit the High Heel for beer;
Her clothing drew many a leer.
She shoved them all off
When they asked for a boff,
Till the handsomest one drew up near.

Lewis Gross knew well how to jab
And lay a crumb out like a slab.
But a hand on Lu's thigh,
Though she didn't know why,
Surprised her since it felt so fab.

"Those lips were just meant to be kissed;
"I know a good place for a trist."
Lu almost slurred "Yeshh!"
But considered it rash,
So his pick-up offer she dissed.
Lu's mind, going home, had been weaving;
Something seemed wrong, no deceiving.
If she just had a broad
Might she not feel so odd?
But wasn't that beyond achieving?

A neighbor she'd met, a young stripper,
One with the stage name of 'Skipper.'
She appeared at Lu's door
In the dance dress she wore.
The lass needed help with a zipper.

The two of them then drank a lot
And Skip helped Lu dress really hot.
The cop was soon wearing
A stage costume daring
As into the spirit she got.
Lez love to Lulu appealed,
But stubbornly Skip wouldn't yield.
"You come on too rough;
That's not the right stuff.
You've need be soft and genteeled."

In need of sex, Lulu relented
And to alter her style consented.
The two pals went shopping;
Three days of mall hopping.
The things Skip picked out seemed demented.

What Lu bought on the stripper's advice
Were not for girls who would be nice.
Skirts showcased her stems
With mile-high hems.
So little at so high a price!

When Skipper learned Lulu was chaste,
And for the guys had zero taste,
She felt it nitwitty
Her friend should be twitty
And let her great bod go to waste.

Skip plotted to turn Lulu on
To some Jake, some Joey, or John.
Maybe girl-girl dating
Could lead to boy-baiting.
The show girl came up with a con.

Skip knew she had to be sly
Or off the handle Lu would fly.
Yet to make her buddy
Flirtatious and slutty
Skip was determined to try.

To stop Lu from sleeping solo,
Skip had to remake her just so.
It seemed so un-girlie
That Lu should get surly
When guys came along flashing dough.

Lu's Lesbo thing was just sad.
Could Skip get her mixed up pal had?
She Googled "seductions"
And got some instructions
'Bout sleep-teach CDs that were bad.

A record set called "The Butch Cure"
Would fix Lulu's head, Skip was sure.
Under music a voice
Urged on the male choice
Whenever a dyke felt amour.
Funny thoughts filled Lulu's skull,
Saying that girls were so dull.
Male hearts could be won
If she showed them some fun.
She'd just have to act like a trull.

Lu never detected the trick,
Being programmed as a sexy chick.
She ceased to get testy
When folks called her chesty.
Such compliments gave her a kick.

The lessons Gaff learned, before long,
Made her comfortable in a thong.
Wicked and fetching,
'Twas very eye-catching
Whenever the breezes blew strong.
Lu from that day wore clothes tight
To show off her assets just right.
Her waist and her bottom
Made men think of Sodom
And wet-dream of her every night.

In crowded lifts men copped a feel;
A touch here and there some would steal.
Her cheeks flushing pink,
She'd give back a wink
And the gush that she felt was quite real.

Of bold, naughty acts the girl dreamed;
Lu had turned on, so it seemed.
Skip said they should go
Out for eats and a show,
All part of the plan she had schemed.
The sight of Lulu knocked them dead;
Her pert tush turned many a head.
The fellows were wowed;
Some muttered out loud
How good must that blonde be in bed.

Skip had arranged her own date --
A stud whom she just knew as Nate,
She'd asked on the phone
That he come not alone,
And now he arrived with a mate.

So that was how Lulu met Jack;
In sex appeal he led the pack.
Lulu felt annoyed
That she'd been decoyed
And said so with almost no tact.
But Jack Slade replied with a laugh
And the toe of his shoe stroked her calf.
Her program kicked in
And she flashed him a grin.
Those discs had done nothing by half.

The two of them danced for a lark,
And the tango they did lit a spark.
This not being Dutch,
Lu drank much too much
And the port wine made her response stark.

While Skip and Nate waltzed to a tune
Jack Slade showed Lulu the moon.
He put aside flirting;
For sex he was hurting.
The kiss he stole made the girl swoon.
To a cheap motel was Lulu driven
Once her tipsy consent had been given.
She came on like a tramp
Cranked up to high amp,
Ready for a new type of livin'.

The guy draws her thong o'er her heels
And a kiss on her muff he then steals.
When pressed to her back
By the he-man named Jack
Lu learns how a lucky girl feels.

Jack's fingers play bold 'twixt her thighs,
He nuzzles those breasts of fine size.
With her knees apart
The main act can start;
The winner takes aim at his prize.
His style is straight, deep, and clean;
Insatiable, he isn't mean.
Ablaze with desire,
Lu's loins warm like a pyre.
She thrills to his maleness so lean.

She'd thought banging men was for perves,
But Lu is a girl now with curves.
She spreads her legs wide
To give Jack a ride
And receives the strongest of his serves.

Feverishly, mad with lust,
She savors his hands on her bust.
Her maidenhead breached
Her boiling point reached,
Lu, arching up, meets his thrust.
Lu savors these sensations sweet,
Her snatch fin'ly filled with man-meat.

When clutched to his bod,
Impaled by his rod,
Our Lulu goes into full heat.

By oils made smoother than cream,
Lu Gaff cries out "Yes!" with a scream.
Jack finally gets off;
Lu gets the full boff.
The two of them make a great team.

Miss Lulu responds with a squirm,
Her girlhood christened by Jack's sperm.
Rushing orgasms
Shoot through her in spasms,
While her knees around him hold firm.

Before Lu woke Jack had to scram;
Waking a lone she cursed, "Damn!"
She really felt ticked,
As if she'd been tricked
After letting him have a good wham.

Gaff showered herself, her teeth set,
Having good reason to fret.
The seductive skunk
Had filled her with spunk,
Not caring if pregnant she'd get.

A cab took her back to home base;
Skip spotted her blush of disgrace.
That handsome man Jack
Had had Lu in the sack,
To judge from the red in her face.
Lulu, in a world of her own,
Now feared that trouble had been sown.
She hoped for a flow;
If she missed it she'd know
That she'd have a problem full-blown.

When it looked like the crisis had passed
Lu swore a firm oath to be chaste.
From this fate to save her
A new disc Skip gave her;
It altered her thinking quite fast.

She helped Lu prescribe to the pill,
Then drilled her in seductive skill.
"Act like a dumb bunny,
"A dim-bulb who's funny.
"You'll snare any guy that you will."
Gaff needed work on her giggle
And the technique of the jiggle.
Lu balanced a book
As lessons she took
To make her stiff clump a cute wriggle.

She learned the smart use of perfume,
So strong it could fill a whole room.
From Skip's makeup case
She put on party face,
The sort that makes guys shout "Va-voom!"

Our girl found a role model great,
A dame who stood out as first-rate.
She learned to let go
In the films of Monroe,
Great demos of Woman as bait.
In order to put Lu at ease
Skip focused her mind square on sleaze.
It wasn't too hard
To nose-lead her pard
While teaching her to be a tease.

Though Jack had bucked Lu like a roan
And cut her frail pride to the bone,
She had to climb back,
That was a fact,
And no girl can do it alone.

They took the binocular view
Of men with great buns -- quite a few.
The way Lu was acting
Nothing was lacking.
A firm push would carry her through.
Skipper judged Lulu about prime
To chill out and have a good time.
There was a great beach
That was simple to reach,
But its name is not easy to rhyme.

Lu had slipped on a bikini
And Skip had made sure it was teeny.
The two found a club
Serving drinks and good grub
Then ordered dual plates of zucchini.

The men there were cruising for girls,
All coming on eager as squirrels.
They looked like bronzed gods,
Spent money in wads,
And one of them liked Lulu's curls.

From Bob Cross Lulu got a wink;
He bought her a sweet, fruity drink.
The pair took a walk,
To cuddle and talk --
Both on the same page, one would think.

Bob boy, playing wolf to Lu's fox,
Led her to a spot 'mid the rocks.
A blanket he spread
To serve as a bed
And protect their hide from burdocks.

Once freed of bra and of thong,
Lulu gasped to see Bob's shlong.
She couldn't help blushing;
Her hot blood came rushing.
This beach bum was hung like King Kong.
 

For almost an hour Skip waited,
Till Lulu came back still unsated.
With no need to hurry
They had some lamb curry
And the blow by blow tale Gaff related.

"It's amazing that you don't feel sore,"
Skip said as they dined by the shore.
Lulu gave her a shrug
As she downed one more slug
And kept her glance glued to the door.

The man she once was had been brash;
Such a girl folks would call trash.
When a hunk sauntered in,
Firm of build, square of chin,
Lulu was on him in a flash.
He sized her up with his keen eye
And thought he should give her a try.
In the dark'ning twilight
He undid his pants tight
And showed her he was quite a guy.

She reached out to give him a touch;
He said, "Hold on, Baby, how much?"
Lulu felt the cut
And demanded, "For what?"
While she held hard meat in her clutch.

"Plenty of call girls I've known;
"I'll pay pretty well for a cone.
Lulu got the drift
And, then, being miffed,
She slugged him right square in the bone!

  Skipper felt almost immoral;
She hadn't helped Lulu go oral.
A chickie fastidious
Comes off as religious
And boys won't give her the best laurel.

Lu's foolishness was so painful,
Skip bought her a new CD gainful.
Afterwards, with some luck,
When asked for a suck,
Lulu would not be disdainful.

Now music and movies obscene
Made the blonde's fantasies keen.
She'd been such a dunce
Not to taste cock just once.
How she wished it were her on the screen!

Now Lulu was almost obsessed
When she went to work hooker-dressed.
With the bums at the station
She'd sought no relation,
But some were well hung, she had guessed.

Her man-baiting clothing still on,
She road home with Officer Shawn.
Upstairs for a sip,
She helped him unzip,
Then came on to him like a John.

Her fingers surrounded his tower,
The symbol of her lost male power.
She dropped to her knees,
Aiming to please.
Afterwards they took a shower.


Hit here for other costume choices.
It seems that Skip's work was all done;
Going out with Lulu became fun.
She'd once been uptight,
Now her head was on right --
A playful pet second to none.

There came two invites to a bash,
A great Halloween monster mash.
The girls at the mall
Went into a stall
And modeled costumes worth the cash.

Skipper chose to dress as harlot;
Lu slipped on fishnet and scarlet.
It didn't quite suit her;
She wished to be cuter,
Just like an over-sexed starlet.
Lu was picky in her choosing;
She wanted something more amusing.
She tried on a score
For in love, as in war,
The choice of weapons is confusing.

When she found the lace of a maid,
The rental price she gladly paid.
She'd wear it with pride;
She had nothing to hide
And Lulu was out to get laid.

Once at home the suite felt quite tight;
To stretch it she wore it all night.
The best part of the clothes
Was the yummy net hose.
She knew that her choice had been right.
Lu, being all set to party,
Put on her maid outfit tarty.
In the mirror it looked sweet;
It put her in heat.
She hoped that the men would be hearty.

At the fete Lu drew attention;
Her cleavage was something to mention.
When she fixed her garter,
Men felt their lust harder
And all of them forgot abstention.

When an egotist fondled her bottom
Lu slyly thought, "Now I got him!"
He plied her with beer
And blew in her ear,
Suggesting a game played in Sodom.
In a room that barred all prying eyes
He showed her his notable size.
Lu felt a shiver.
The fun he could give her,
Made randy by her cute disguise!

He didn't waste time with jokes witty,
But reached out to tweak a plump titty.
Her buttocks he pinched
So hard that she winced,
But both of them liked the sex gritty.

He wanted a mouth job to go,
And told her to do it real slow.
Lu knew about guys
And a girl, if she's wise,
Should act, just a tad, like a ho.

Lulu got home glowing, svelte,
Another conquest 'neath her belt.
She'd had a good time
And was feeling sublime,
Just like an heiress of wealth.

Her costume still gave her a thrill;
It promised dark dreams to fulfill.
The way she was looking,
She fantasized hooking.
Cop work was strictly Dullsville.

Lu thought about getting it on
With one of those guys, a real John.
She met scores every week
Acting like a nymph sleek,
Live bait for that vice-police con.
Lu was enjoying new power;
Confidence made her stand taller.
She wished to cash in
As a mistress of sin;
Misgivings would hardly forestall her.

The lieutenant was her bete noire;
His harassing had gone way too far.
Norm longed for some nookie
From his P.D. rookie,
Like a famished, decadent czar.

At work Lu'd dressed modest before,
'Cept when decked out like a whore.
Since Norm craved a pet,
That's just what he'd get.
She'd bang him so hard he'd get sore.
  Girls who get down often conquer;
They'll drive a bad guy almost bonker.
Norman (what a loser!)
Saw himself as a cruiser;
He thought that he might honkytonk her.

The dress Lulu wore had a slit;
With Norman it was a huge hit.
Lulu had it easy;
She'd just play it sleazy.
Tame flirting could get his flame lit.

Norm sensed he was catching her eye;
He nervously loosened his tie.
Each once in a while
He caught Lu's sly smile
While sneaking a glance at her thigh.


TO BE CONTINUED...


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