The cop outfit measured up sleazy, But the joke it conveyed was too easy.	The lady's dress seemed overwrought, And even worse used too much cloth.	This dance-hall rig very old-fashioned Used to make cowboys impassioned.
Miss Muffet was her to a T, But the socks were too long, Lu could see.	Though Lulu was turned on by chains, In the striped convict suit she felt strange.	How tempting to look just like Alice, Off to have tea at the palace!
In pirate things Lulu felt wicked; She thought she might like to pick it.	Wendy's gown in Neverland Was too much for the boys there to stand.	The option to go as a belle! The thought suited Lulu quite well.
Lu knew it would make men's dreams wet To go as a hot teacher's pet.	Tinkerbell, though a sweet little fairy, Had a name that made Lulu be wary.	Lu thought that some people might mock her, To look like the wench of Deathstalker.