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"Ramblow"
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| Ok, ok, I know this review has been a long time cumming but give me a break phone sex hotlines don�t run themselves. April was gay porn month and while the girls and I can appreciate a nice cock we just didn�t think we had the experience to do a proper review so we flew in a sexpert, from Knoxville, TN, some of you may have heard of him Dr. Joseph Van Rachenheimer, we just call him Dr. Joey. The movie was called �Ramblow� and I think blow about sums it up. The movie wasn�t the best we�ve seen and if you don�t believe me ask the sexpert Dr. Joey. Now don�t get me wrong there were highlights, we were all very impressed with the kissing in this movie, lots of tongue and no drooling, its definitely something overlooked in a lot of straight porns. Now Dr. Joey thought the first scene was horrible and I have to agree with him , while the guys had very nice asses they had small dicks, receding hairlines, and were flaccid for most of the time.  There were no penetration shots one minute they were kissing and touching the next minute they look like their halfway through fucking and Cathy was highly disappointed in the cumshots which consisted of little dribbles of cum on the guys ass instead of nice thick streams that we like to see in our porns.Now there were redeeming parts, there always are. In the second scene there is a hot shower fuck with the men in the shower with their clothes on slowly peeling them off. There is lots of kissing and I was highly impressed with the deep-throating action. Overall I have to say the movie sucked, out sexpert was dozing off by the end and I really have yet to figure out where they got the title and all the pictures of men in uniform on the front. You didn�t see a man in uniform till scene 6 and if you make it that far you are a real trooper. Now if you are into just lots and lots of mediocre sex scenes this movie will be right up your alley I think there were 10 scenes on the tape and they were all a little different but none were extremely good. Oh well they can�t all be winners right? |
| I�m backed up by Dr. Joey in giving this movie a TOTALLY LIMP rating. |
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