Scene 1 was midget sex, so I�m thinking ok no big deal little people need to have sex too. Well let me tell you something they might need sex but they definitely do not need to FILM their sex! The scene was of a midget fucking a normal blonde woman. He ate her out and fucked her with a vibrator in his mouth, she sucked him off and finally he fucked her from behind. Honestly it�s just not something I can really describe but for me it definitely wasn�t a turn-on. Ok so let�s pretend the sex was good the cumshot at the end was really weird! The little guy was jerking off his �little guy� over her face and a stream of cum-like fluid suddenly streamed out over her face from somewhere off-screen. We rewound 2xs to double check and we have no idea where the �cum� came from but it definitely wasn�t from his cock. <[>I like to call scene 2 guess the fetish. First of all the scene starts in the junkyard. There is a gynecological chair sitting there and a man in a doctor�s outfit what a mask on sits her in the chair and begins to �examine� her. The girl was also very young looking with small breasts. The doctor�s cock was very thick and he fucked her with that and a very large dildo. In the middle of the fucking suddenly there is another man standing beside the table watching. She promptly turns her head and starts sucking his cock. The scene is decent and the sex isn�t overly strange but the doctor makes these creepy grunting growling sounds and all of the curse words are bleeped out. Guess they didn�t want to offend their viewers.

Moving right along, scene 3 was 3-inch nipples. Now I�ve seen this advertised in magazines and stuff but I�ve never actually watched a video with it�and I won�t be doing it again anytime soon. The scene begins with a young Asian girl who is supposed to be about 15 sitting in front of a camera auditioning for amateur porn. There are three guys, one videotaping and two just watching. We were assuming it was a young girl fetish, but as she pulled her shirt off we were shocked to see her huge 3-inch nipples. If anyone out there knows is these things are actually real please let me know! One of the guys went to suck on her nipple and I swear he didn�t want to put that thing in his mouth. He said, �I�m trying to suck it but its twitching on its own!� sorry but the close-up of her nipple which showed his fingers moving them made that a little hard to believe. The sex was decent with a double penetration shot, which we all know is my personal favorite. However I was very let down when they talked about putting two cocks in her pussy and then it never happened.

Scene 4 was girl on girl, not bad, both chics were attractive. I know you�re sitting there on the edge of your seat wondering what the fetish in this scene was. Well after fucking in the dressing room the girls head into the studio where the blonde proceeds to put a paintbrush in her ass and drag it over a canvas. Ok, odd but not horrible. Then her �assistant� brings over a bottle of blue paint and gives the blonde a paint enema!! This is where I covered my eyes but Cathy and Melissa said the resulting explosion of blue paint on the canvas was just plain freaky.

Scene 5 was probably the best scene in the movie, though I�m not sure that�s saying a lot. There was a good-looking chic with pink hair that came to see a man who her director wanted her to fuck on video. Of course the guy didn�t object. There is a lot of rimming in the scene and the woman has very large pussy lips, which hang down slightly as she being fucked. At one point the guy bets the cameraman that he can make her bark like a dog, and of course she does. I�ll give her this she definitely sounded like a real dog. The guy�s cock was huge and he had two really huge dildos that he had her suck at one point. During sex he wore a �Friday the 13th�s Jason� mask. I little creepy but all the light-hearted, playful laughter and teasing during the scene made it bearable to watch. The sex was rough and hard but not so freaky that it was a turn-off.

Scene 6 frightened me in more than one way. The scene begins with a couple stranded in a house full of insane, freakish people very �Rocky Horror Picture Show�-esque. The man offers to go on a tour of the house and ends up with a huge fat woman and a woman with 6 breasts. I can�t go into detail because I had to close my eyes as he went down on that hairy fat pussy. Peeking through my fingers I caught a glimpse of him turning her over and we got to see her hairy ass. At this point my gag reflex hit in and Cathy and Melissa had me keep my eyes covered for fear I�d puke on them. Needless to say Really Fat month is being thrown out. Those 5 minutes was enough for us!

No rest for the wicked, Scene 7 starts with a decent looking Asian chic masturbation with a vibrator, one of those that curves to rub your gspot. Then out comes a guy with I�d guess about a 14� cock. You know I actually feel bad for the guy because he�s never gonna get to slide his cock all the way into a willing cunt. The Asian woman does all the usual fucking and sucking him, the tip of his dick actually curves a bit just like the vibrator rubbing her gspot. The woman then moves down and begins licking his ass and fingering him, little did we know that she was getting him ready. Ready for what? You say�why ready to fuck his own ass. Now guys you�ll have to let me know but I just don�t think a cock is supposed to bend that way. It sure as hell did though and she pushed down on it making him fuck an inch or two into his ass for quite awhile before he pulled it out and then bent it the other way so he could suck it. She jerked him off while he sucked on the end until finally he came on his face. The scene was interesting to say the least.

Scene 8 was another one I can�t truly review because Cathy and Melissa screamed for me to cover my eyes before I even saw what was on the screen. Apparently it was a HUGE pussy. We all began gagging and quickly fast-forwarded. Sorry but we were on scene 8 our stomachs just couldn�t take it!

Last scene!! Yes this was along movie. This scene was just funny, w good-looking woman who big breasts getting fucked on a lawn chair by a clown. After watching for a few moments I said I can recognize that hairy belly anywhere and sure enough it was good old Ron Jeremy with clown make-up on fucking this chics pussy and then moving up to slide his cock between her tits and cum on her. It was a decent scene but I�m not into the whole clown thing.

Ok, so after all that we had to have a few stiffs drinks and we were fine. Believe it or not though I am giving this movie a good rating. I personally wasn�t turned on by any of it and quite a few scenes made my stomach turn BUT the movie was supposed to be on freaky sex acts and that�s what it was. If you are looking for a good freak show porn this is definitely one to get it has a little bit of everything, it�s a good length, and don�t forget they even bleeped out the swears for you!! (*grin*)