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Safety in the Physics Labs.
Safety is very important in respect of physics, and this can be applied to Physics class pornography.
These rules must be learnt off by heart so as to avoid any accidents. Remember, if something happens to you, you wont just bounce back up again likee Tom & Jerry.
1. Over-use of pornographic material can be damaging to your health. Please take care to avoid continued use, if you have :
a) a heart condition
b) poor eyesight
c) an over-larged (swollen) penis
2. Avoid shooting spunk all over the place. An unsuspecting passerby might slip, fall over and crack his/her skull open, causing them to suffer severe brain damage, or some such condition.
3. The use of pornography to take the piss out of someone you know is not advised, especially if you have that person as a referee on any job applications.
4. Always remember the seven important words of Physics, which can also be applied to your normal life: RESPECT EVERYONE, DO YOUR BEST, ENJOYMENT, EXCELLENCE.
OK. I think you're ready to enjoy Physics and Pornography.
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