There was a wiseacre called Sid, A tricky and obnoxious kid. Bad deeds were repaid When he was waylaid By a stranger for stunts that he did. Afterwards, deeply amazed, The youth in a looking glass gazed. "He'd" become a cutie, A lass and a beauty, And feared that at class she'd be hazed. Into a new school Sid was placed; An altered lifestyle she faced. While spending time brooding Ruk drives came intruding. Her male pride somehow got misplaced.

Girlfriends bugged Sidney about clothes, It's high school; one knows how that goes. Although Sid resisted Her gal pals insisted And snapped her in a Playboy pose. Dressed for bed Sid was a stunner; No one there could have outdone her. In a rose nightie snug She looked fit to hug And surely the boys would not shun her. The latter Sidney slyly teased; Her folks, by and large, were well pleased. No longer so surly Sid's wardrobe got girlie And their offspring's fretfulness eased.

Sidney's long legs showed real merit; If a skirt was cut short she would wear it. A hemline high Made all the boys sigh. Attention she wanted and drew it. Choosing to call herself 'Teri,' Sid's antics made all the girls wary. In playing her game She showed little shame; Her former girlfriends became chary. Sidney affected a wiggle; Her boy's laugh became a soft giggle. Teri got a pinch From randy Joe Lynch, A complement to her cute jiggle.

Sid's teasing was only a lark Till love made the ex-boy its mark. She got saturation With infatuation; The heart pangs she'd feel would be stark. A new boy had showed up at school; Teri sized him up really cool. Let's not understate it, Whn Sid got fixated She suddenly felt like a fool. Joe had aroused in her girl lust; It shocked Sid so much that she cussed. She'd be no male's toy, She declared, "I'm a boy!" And her legs into britches she thrust.

For almost two weeks Sid hung glum; Her plain, boy-like duds looked so dumb. When she stared at a mirror She couldn't help sneer; She looked like a prune, not a plum. Teri schemed to get this Joe guy Who charmed every girl at the high. The hunk had real style; Sid wanted his smile. She'd get it or else fur would fly. Her shortest mini Ter put on; Her combo made all the boys fawn. A black top, really tight, Showed her boobs off just right. Now truly the battle was drawn.

Joe Drake glanced her way only once. This snub made Sidney feel a dunce. She swore she would show him, Do something to throw him -- By using the oldest of stunts. Her plan was to drive the guy jealous And start a courtship that was zealous. She played the hot chick, Dating Harry and Rick, As brash as a nymph out of Hellas. But this failed to win Joseph's heart; Girls sniggered and called Sid a tart. The slur made her surly; She gnashed her teeth pearly. She'd been dull and had to get smart.

The subtle approach lay in ruin; A different idea came soon. Being undaunted Her body she flaunted Outside of the lunch room at noon. When Sid only got Joe's cold shoulder It only just made her pursuit bolder. She drew up a chair, Said, "Joe, we're a pair!" "Get lost, Teri," the boy told her. It seemed that her plan was at stall; Sal Chaser Joe took to the ball. Sid swore she would teach him, Do something to reach him, And bring his romance to its fall.

Sal's strange hold on Joe she would end By conning Nick Stark, Joseph's friend. He'd trash Sally's rep If with him Sid slept -- A gross demand hard to defend. Sidney gave consent to this deal To conquer Joe's hard heart of steel. But the plotting Teri, By losing her cherry, Discovered how girls with boys feel. She'd gasped at the thrust of Nick's rod Plunging deep inside her bod. His powerful stroking Had the brunette smoking; The hunk was his own riot squad.