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Lucy's Frequently Asked Question List.

One dusky half hours ride up to the North. There lies your reputation, and all that you are worth.

Will you meet me for sex?

No.

Don't you know Blond is spelt Blonde?

Yes. I was being Ironic.

Are you blonde all over?

Yes, although my pubic hair is slightly darker than the hair on my head... I go blonder during the summer when my hair is bleached by the sun.

Do you shave your pubic hair?

Sometimes. Usually all off or all on though. Can't be fussed with trimming.

What are your vital statistics?

5' 4" 36C bust with fairly small sensitive nipples. I think my hips are 34 and my waist is 26 but I'm not sure. I wear size 10 or 12 depending on the shop. (UK sizes). I was born on 18th January 1977.

Will you meet me for Cyber Sex?

No but if you see me in Yahoo! chat you can ask if I am in the mood.

Hint: Asking me for sex outright will get you ignored. Would you do that to a woman in a bar?

Where in the World are you?

I'm in Northern England. Yorkshire to be exact. I live in a small town and would be fairly easy to track down so forgive me if I withhold that information. I've already had one stalker and I do not want another!

What do you do for a living? Your Yahoo! profile says 'Layabout'!

That's about it... I own a four properties, rent out three of them. I live in the largest house, my family home,  and rent out five of the rooms.  I also have a large amount of money in the bank and I live off the interest. Now don't go thinking I'm a spoilt rich kid... I have the money because my Mum was killed in an accident and I was her sole beneficiary. I have worked in the past... office work, some life modelling at the local college and some stripping. I also worked in a bike shop as a mechanics assistant for a while as a favour to a friend who was setting up on his own.

Are your stories true?

They are embellished a little but otherwise they are true. I tend to miss out all the human aspects of sex... the fumbling around trying to get a cock into a pussy, the squelchy noises and the occasional bouts of cramp that halt the sessions.

Do you ever practise safe sex?

I always do with people I am not 100% sure of. I don't mention condoms in my stories because I cannot find a way of writing about them without killing the pace of the story.

Are you male or female?

I'm female. I am not a man pretending to be a woman. No I can't really prove it. No I don't care if you don't believe me.

Do you have any nude pictures of yourself that you could send me?

Yes I do have nude pictures but I don't send my pictures out. The one time I did it I found my picture on half a dozen web sites with different names. I may post some on my web site at some point but they will have the face blanked out... I have a lot of relatives who would be shocked if they came across my web site!

You say you're bisexual. Which do you prefer... men or women?

I prefer women. I always have although I was in denial for a time and stayed away from women. I think it was about three months :-)

Are you a dom or a sub?

I'm always a dom with men these days. I don't enjoy the sex as much if I'm not in charge. I'm sometimes submissive with women although in my current relationship we're about equal taking it in turns. I do not dominate men for money so stop asking!

You mention two couples called Jane and Martin in your stories... are they the same people?

No. I have neighbors called Jane and Martin. They are part of the swingers group I party with. I also have a lodger called Jane who used to have a boyfriend called Martin. Martin was the TV guy who we both fucked with a strapon. He actually prefers to be called Sally now. :-)

What bike do you ride?

I used to have a Suzuki Bandit 400, now I have a Honda 650 Bros with VFR running gear. I also have a Vauxhall Astra. The Mini had to go because it kept breaking down.

Who the hell is Rattus_9 and what happened to the old URL?

I am rattus_9. When I first got my PC and signed up for Yahoo I wanted a neutral name. I had nine rats at the time and so became rattus_9. Eventually I figured out how the web and Yahoo works and became blond_lucy. Tripod seems to have eaten and/or removed my web pages and they are not talking to me. Make of that what you will.


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