FUKTRIX -- # 4

Tasty snacks , sexy recipes

If you are a guy -- next time you masrubate, do not let the cock juice flow down the drain. Collect it in a glass cup, and store in a deep freezer. NO that is not for artificial insemination. It has a better use. Add it to soups which you make. Your guests will lick every drop of this protein enriched drink. You will see them jump with a special kick. Don't feel surprised if they get horny immediately afterwards.

If you are a girl. treat your friends and admirers to a special cocktail. Make your special cocktail or fruit punch as usual. And just before serving, add two teaspoons of your own piss per glass. The drink will have a new flavour and a special taste. To add an extra kick in these drinks, serve them to your friends naked. They should be naked too as they drink this elixir.

You like veggie masturbation ? Do not discard those carrots, lettuce and bananas you used just now as biodegradable dildos. Use them profusely till you are exhausted with your orgasms. Then chop them neatly and make a salad. Very refreshing and healthy snack. The difficult ones are corn cobs and bananas. Corn cobs are too hard to eat but work great as dildos. Bananas go out of shape and become useless after you squeeze them into your cunt hole.

Add a whole new meaning and taste to entertaining your guests and friends.They will keep coming for more.