My friendship with Barbara began when she
was my gypsy counterpart in the 1998 Rennaissance
Faire. We have been immortalised for dropping
to our knees and singing "Close to You" in
poor Brittish accents to innocent unsuspecting
patrons, and occasionally Target salesclerks.
Over the course of her brilliant asexual
existance, she has undergone every hair
color imaginable, as well as co-founding the
Church of the Deer and numerous other random
acts of public insanity. Jaime is known to
Murfosburroeans as Barbara's Jew.
The pair were recently
spotted at a Ted Nugent concert...
go to Barbara's home
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