Toosday, August 9th
Dear Diary,
Do you know what would be really cool?
To have an ass tongue. Like a tongue coming
out of your ass. If someone spit in your ass
you could lick it up. Also, if you were like
waiting in a long line, you could act like
the gopher you put up your ass was trying to
escape, and you could start yelling at it and
screaming and running around frantically,
all the while throbbing your ass tongue out
of your pants. That way you could get to
the beginning of the line.
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