CHURCH OF THE DEER
ALL HAIL THE ALMIGHTY DEER!!!
By entering, Archbishop Zephy now owns your
The Church of the Deer was founded in 1998
shortly after the Deer One appeared to the
prophet Jaime in a dream.
Click here for a transcript of the dream
Jaime spoke of the mission of the deer to
High Priestesses Barbara and Janna, who
joined her in the Holy Quest.
All was well in the Church of the Deer
UNTIL... (dramatic music)
the rise of the ANTI-DEER, Ted Nugent.
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